america's next top bag model

Ellen asked me to model her newest Classic Hound product (felted wool tote bags with cute little dog appliques), and they've already sold out!!! Clearly because of my previously untapped modeling prowess. But I don't think I'll quit my day job because after my fabulous performance, Ellen paid me peanuts. Literally. After I finished the shoot, she offered me a handful of peanuts. I'm not kidding. And I took some peanuts, because I DESERVED THEM.

To convince you that I was totally fabulous, here are some pictures I stole from Ellen: